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16 May 2006 @ 08:37 pm
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29 March 2006 @ 04:46 pm
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... Anyway, have you ever wondered what Navy Blues would have looked like had Sufjan Stevens written it? I know I have. Original song titles precede the bastardised ones in case you're not familiar with the record, or heaven forbid, you can't recognise them from my Sufjanised ones.
If Sufjan Stevens Had Written Navy Blues
Or, A Round of Applause for Halagonians!
1. She Says What She Means: As In the Heart of She Who Says What She Really Wants To, or, Her Meaning is My Dream
2. C'mon C'mon (We're Gonna Get It Started): One Last Whoo-hoo! for the Broken Hearted
3. Iggy & Angus: Washed Up, Dead or Otherwise Out-of-Scene Rock Musicians
4. Sinking Ships: To the Sailors on the Titanic, I Have a Sad Song Concerning Your Predicament, But I Have No Lifeboats
5. Keep On Thinkin': The Shortest Man, The Largest Brain, or, The Energizer Bunny Meets Albert Einstein
6. Money City Maniacs: A Conjunction of Sirens Simulating Patrick Pentland Losing Far Too Much Money in Las Vegas, or, Yellow Lines Steal Our Hearts, or, Illegal Psychedelia
7. Seems So Heavy: Bad Bowel Movements [this is something of an SMB in-joke]
8. Chester the Molester: A Short Reprise For Ross Langager, Who Really Should Be In Jail By Now [another one]
9. Stand By Me, Yeah: My Shadow Is Out To Get Me!
10. Suppose They Close the Door: That Door Better Be Closed By The Time I Get There, Because We Heard Those Damn Strings Playing All The Way Out In Bushnell With It Open, And You Played It Twice
11. On the Horizon: On the Sunrise As in the Souls of Shark Painters, or, There Is No Way I Can Come Up With a Proper Title for This One
12. I Wanna Thank You: Merci, or, Gracias, or, Grazie, or, Danke, or, Arigato
13. I'm Not Through With You Yet: An Even Shorter Reprise for Those Of You Who Made It Through This Entire Album, or, The Ones Who Went Insane for Very Good Reasons
Yeah, man, that took me like, five minutes. Not even! SO FUN.
Episode 8 is up atairthatgrooves, so go check that out.
... Anyway, have you ever wondered what Navy Blues would have looked like had Sufjan Stevens written it? I know I have. Original song titles precede the bastardised ones in case you're not familiar with the record, or heaven forbid, you can't recognise them from my Sufjanised ones.
If Sufjan Stevens Had Written Navy Blues
Or, A Round of Applause for Halagonians!
1. She Says What She Means: As In the Heart of She Who Says What She Really Wants To, or, Her Meaning is My Dream
2. C'mon C'mon (We're Gonna Get It Started): One Last Whoo-hoo! for the Broken Hearted
3. Iggy & Angus: Washed Up, Dead or Otherwise Out-of-Scene Rock Musicians
4. Sinking Ships: To the Sailors on the Titanic, I Have a Sad Song Concerning Your Predicament, But I Have No Lifeboats
5. Keep On Thinkin': The Shortest Man, The Largest Brain, or, The Energizer Bunny Meets Albert Einstein
6. Money City Maniacs: A Conjunction of Sirens Simulating Patrick Pentland Losing Far Too Much Money in Las Vegas, or, Yellow Lines Steal Our Hearts, or, Illegal Psychedelia
7. Seems So Heavy: Bad Bowel Movements [this is something of an SMB in-joke]
8. Chester the Molester: A Short Reprise For Ross Langager, Who Really Should Be In Jail By Now [another one]
9. Stand By Me, Yeah: My Shadow Is Out To Get Me!
10. Suppose They Close the Door: That Door Better Be Closed By The Time I Get There, Because We Heard Those Damn Strings Playing All The Way Out In Bushnell With It Open, And You Played It Twice
11. On the Horizon: On the Sunrise As in the Souls of Shark Painters, or, There Is No Way I Can Come Up With a Proper Title for This One
12. I Wanna Thank You: Merci, or, Gracias, or, Grazie, or, Danke, or, Arigato
13. I'm Not Through With You Yet: An Even Shorter Reprise for Those Of You Who Made It Through This Entire Album, or, The Ones Who Went Insane for Very Good Reasons
Yeah, man, that took me like, five minutes. Not even! SO FUN.
Episode 8 is up at
airthatgrooves, so go check that out.Current Music: that dog. - "Long Island"